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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

A Day in the Life of a Red Guard


I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw Mao Zedong’s, long may he live, benevolent shining face. I washed up, ate a meager breakfast, as Chairman Mao wishes so that we may live frugally, and red the words of the Great Chairman Mao from the Little Red Book, before I headed off to my work as a Red Guard. Chairman Mao values a hard worker, so I worked very hard. After a hard day re-educating the less faithful and harassing the bourgeoisie, I finished work and walked to the nearest theatre, to see the latest wonders Chairman Mao has wrought. I saw “A Song of Triumph for Chairman Mao’s Proletarian Line on Public Health”, and left the theatre with a renewed sense of appreciation for Chairman Mao and my fellow Red Guards. I saw several people scaring sparrows on the way home, and rushed to join them. That night, I went home with a new string of sparrows, and I ate a small dinner before studying Mao’s Little Red book before bed. The last thing I saw was Mao’s benevolent face above me. It had been a good day.


-Anna, Thea, Virginia

Long Live our Great Chairman!

Long live the great Chairman, ruler of our great communist nation. My name is Liu, I am a construction worker living in Beijing. The year is 1967, 18 years since the end of Chinese suffering and nearly two decades of blessings from our glorious leader. After reading his 16 points, construction in Beijing has thrived. Before the rise of our dear leader, we suffered in huts, but with his wisdom, we erect steel buildings at an unprecedented rate. My hammer is guided by the will of Mao Zedong. We rise in the morning to honorable songs on the radio such as, Sailing the Seas Depends on the Helmsman. It inspires me and my comrades to kill the vile sparrows which plague our nation, as the Bourgeois did before our great leader eliminated them. Today, I worked from sun-up to sun-down. Afterwards, my wife Biyu fainted again, but as always the glorious doctors of Mao thought brought her about. Long live the great Chairman, the great sun in our hearts!

萬歲,偉大領袖偉大的共產主義統治者,我們的國家。我的名字是劉,我是一個建築工人,住在北京。這一年是1967年,18年年底以來,中國的苦難和近二十年的祝福從我們的光榮的領導者。看完他的16分北京建設蓬勃發展之前,我們親愛的領導者的崛起我們遭受了木屋,他的智慧我們直立鋼結構建築以前所未有的速度我的錘子是按照毛澤東的意志我們在早上上升向各位歌曲在電台,如帆船大海航行靠舵手它激勵我和我的同志,殺死邪惡的麻雀瘟疫我們的國家,由於資產階級在我們沒有取消他們的偉大領袖今天,我在太陽太陽了。後來,我的妻子碧玉再次暈倒,但始終是對毛澤東思想的光輝醫生給她帶來什麼。萬歲,偉大領袖偉大的太陽在我們心中

紅衛兵戰士很生氣

Today I have overthrown the teacher, for his bourgeois ways shall no longer permeate and infect our minds. Long live the honorable chairman! LONG LIVE MAO! I am now the teacher of my peers, and shall teach them in the ways of the honorable chairman. Long live the honorable chairman! LONG LIVE MAO! We burned all textbooks, their so called knowledge and lies will no longer be studied. We now study one book: The Little Red Book. Long live the honorable chairman! LONG LIVE MAO! I, Teng Ren Yan, shall now lead my peers in the liberation of my country, of Mao's country! Long live the honorable chairman! LONG LIVE MAO! My students shall become the soldiers of Mao, as I have become a soldier. They shall feel the triumph of victory, or be crushed beneath the heel of the chairman. Long live the honorable chairman! LONG LIVE MAO! Our forces shall scour the countryside, painting the country red! No bourgeois shall remain, the bureaucracy shall crumble, and Mao shall rise again, leading the people into a new generation of prosperity. Long live the honorable chairman! LONG LIVE MAO! WITH MAO AS OUR LEADER, WE SHALL ASCEND FROM THE DARK DEPTHS OF SQUALOR! LONG LIVE MAO! LONG LIVE MAO! LONG LIVE MAO! LONG LIVE MAO! THE PEOPLE OF CHINA, OF MAO'S CHINA, SHALL BE LEAD BY NECKS INTO THE NEW GENERATION, BY FORCE IF NECESSARY! LONG LIVE MAO!

今天,我推翻老師,因為他的資產階級的方式將不再滲透,感染我們的心靈。名譽會長萬歲毛澤東萬歲我現在是老師,我的同行,他們如何名譽會長名譽會長萬歲毛澤東萬歲我們燒掉所有的教科書,他們的所謂的知識和謊言將不再進行研究。我們現在研究一書:紅寶書名譽會長萬歲毛澤東萬歲,鄧任彥現在我的同事領導我國的解放毛澤東的國家!名譽會長萬歲毛澤東萬歲我的學生應成為士兵,我已成為一名軍人。他們應感到勝利勝利,或者是壓在腳跟主席。名譽會長萬歲毛澤東萬歲我們的部隊應沖刷農村,繪畫全國紅色的!沒有資產階級的規定繼續,官僚機構崩潰,毛將再度崛起,成為一個領導人民新一代的繁榮。名譽會長萬歲毛澤東萬歲與毛澤東作為我們領導者,我們升到黑暗深處骯髒毛澤東萬歲毛澤東萬歲毛澤東萬歲毛澤東萬歲人民的中國毛澤東的中國,應鉛的脖子伸進新一代,以武力如果必要的!

Bao (Alexa and Nicole)

My name is Bao. I am a 60 year old female teacher from Beijing. I grew up in a poor peasant family, suppressed by greedy aristocrats. Every day I thank Mao because only he was able to lift China out of its depressed state. Every day I rise early and read some of Chairman Mao's book to guide me through the day. When I get to the school I do my best to show the children the everlasting sun that is Our Great Leader Mao. Sometimes they do not know what they should do, because they are only children. But, through Mao's teachings they become shining participants in Chinese society every day. We send our students to do light physical labor so they can feel the honor that comes with being a peasant worker. Then, with Chairman Mao watching us from the back of the room, we study his own red book, so that the children will know where to go for true wisdom. I am glad that they are young though, I would be worried of being overthrown if they were older. I only hope they will remember how much I love the Chairman before they overthrow me. When I go home all I can think of is how free I am under Chairman Mao, and how I will never be able to repay him. LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN MAO!!!!!

Imagining Life During the Cultural Revolution

Date: July 1967





My name is Mei Ching, and I am a 21 year old woman living in an apartment in Mao's great city of Beijing. This morning I woke up to the smiling image of Mao's face. For my breakfast, I ate a modest of grains and fruit. While I ate, I listened to the radio. As the songs praising Mao filled my room, I felt joyous and blessed to be living in a country as great as China. My occupation is a teacher at a local school for young children. I strive everyday to instill my love of learning, reading and writing, and revolution in my students' hearts, while constantly commending the gifts that Mao has given us. Even though I am only one person, I believe that I am doing my part to preach Mao's goal of literacy and revolutionary ideas to children, the future of our great country. Whenever there is a problem in school, I whip out my trusted copy of the Little Red Book and use the wisdom inside these pages to settle any kind of issues that need resolving. When students are not interested in learning, I remind them from the book that Mao states, "Some people have read a few Marxist books and think themselves quite learned, but what they have read has not penetrated has not struck root in their minds, so that they do not know how to use it and their class feelings remain as old." This drives them to work and study harder, using the book as their guide. When students fight, I remind them of Mao's words, "Guard against arrogance." Being a peasant, I believe that Mao's cause particularly speaks to me. I also am happy to be educating students, the majority of whom are peasants as well. Every lesson that I teach is one step closer to freeing the peasants and uplifting them into the glory that Mao says we deserve.

Emma and Kira

花瓣 (Flower Petal)

I am a 12 year old girl living in Shanghai. I am a student and I go to a largely peasant school. My parents aren't especially wealthy, but we do have enough. My father manufactures military goods and my mother is a teacher. My parents have taught me the importance of hard work and constantly use beloved General Mao as an example of the success one can achieve through hard work. My home is comfortable and is large enough for my father, mother, brother, and me. In my home, there hands a photo of General Mao on every wall and in the study, there are several copies of Mao's Red Book of wisdom. All my friends are from a lower class than I am, most are peasants. However amongst us, despite our somewhat different backgrounds, we all share a mutual love and respect for General Mao. Everyday my parents sit in the living room with friends listening to the radio or watching TV. With their friends, my mother and father always engage in anxious discussion about how great Mao's principles are. My father who is a devoted follower of Mao appreciates the conversation because like Mao he accepts that men and women are equal. When I arrive at school, we salute the picture of General Mao that hangs on the wall. Then we go into our English lesson here we translate Mao's wise teachings into English. We love Mao!